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EH S5 E7: special prediction issue! Trump Will Die in His Sleep in a Cave with Bat Boy Next to Him !!!! Incredible news!!!!

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                  new yorker magazine cover....                 "out cold" by barry blitt Trump Orders Vance and Rubio to Fight in UFC Cage Match Andy Borowitz Jun 11   Getty Images WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report )—In a contest to determine the 2028 Republican presidential nominee, on Thursday Donald J. Trump ordered Secretary of State Marco Rubio and Vice President JD Vance to face off in a UFC cage match at the White House this weekend. Trump decided to replace the traditional system of primaries and caucuses with a mixed martial arts competition because, as he told reporters, “Unlike elections, UFC fights are never rigged.” “These are both tough guys,” he added. “Marco kidnapped Maduro, and JD killed the Pope.” According to sources, Rubio’s first attempt at kickboxing went horribly awry Thursday morning when one of his oversized Florsheims flew off and hit Stephen Miller in the eye. ++++++++++...

EH S5 E6: 7 Deadly Sins

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  "Dad-sounds" after age 40: (audio toggle on bottom right) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DSUzp5cjGxp/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ== ++++++++++++++++++++++ India’s Gen-Z “cockroaches” Last month Surya Kant, India’s chief justice, lamented that there were “youngsters like cockroaches, they don’t get any employment, they don’t have any place in the (legal) profession”. Within a day, an Indian student in Boston had created the Cockroach Janta Party, a satirical outfit for the “lazy and unemployed”. Mr Kant later walked back his remarks, but that did little to stop the CJP ’s viral breakout. It has amassed over 22m followers on Instagram, more than twice as many as the ruling Bharatiya Janata Party. The joke has transformed into a Gen-Z movement, feeding on young Indians’ anger over unemployment and a scandal involving high-school exam leaks and marking irregularities. On Saturday the CJP ’s founder, Abhijeet Dipke, is due to arrive in Delhi, where he ha...

EH S5 E5: The Case of the Missing Silverware

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  barry b: Fran L: https://www.instagram.com/ reel/DYkklSYgQbe/?igsh= MjkzZDB5eWRib2ky 66666666666666666666666666 from andy b: Silverware Missing From Xi Jinping’s Residence a brilliant piece from Zadie Smith   Auf Deutschland.... Another off-the-cuff statement "I wouldn’t advise my own children to study or work in the US right now," Chancellor Friedrich Merz told a Catholic youth group on Friday. 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999 for all  you gun owners... 88888888888888888888 preparation tip for your inheritors: ================ The mimetic theory of desire  Keeping Up With The Joneses: happy 100th birthday, david attenborough !!! https://substack.com/@meaghanwilsonanastasios/note/c-256634099?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=1toffv Top Car Brand in 61 Countries: (keep an eye on BYD in 5 years) https://www.visualcapitalist.com/ranked-the-top-car-brand-in-61-countries/?mc_cid=0e855b8b65&mc_eid=5e101c3917 444444444444444444444444444444444444 you know w...