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  click READ MORE button on the bottom right to open the full post for tonight's contest: "Hit the Line Hard!" https://www.nybooks.com/online/2023/02/12/hit-the-line-hard/?utm_medium=email -------- stop in hell; look both ways before proceeding; acton ma: ********** https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatisfying/comments/10ypgyn/sumo_orange_peel_perfectly_sized_for_a_corgi_hat/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3 ------- Closed for the Season 😞 Johnson's Ice Cream, Groton MA: ***** Voluptuous Venusians?  I'm in, baby! https://www.imdb.com/video/vi2925575961/?ref_=ttvi_vi_imdb_1 //// my lunch reminded me of a famous album can you name it? ******** turn of the last century view of mother Russia, 5 Oy! Rating Spotify users:  https://open.spotify.com/track/3Ud6fFep5ZlXzRWw6Sm8no?si=77e02e1ae0e14c65 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ if you think you know the artists and name of the two albums, please leave a COMMENT .  prizes galore await you and your family!   ...

From Andy B: George Santos Reveals That He Is an M1 Abrams Battle Tank  WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) —In a speech to the House of Representatives, George Santos disclosed that he is an M1 Abrams battle tank. Representative Santos apologized for not previously including his battle-tank status on his résumé, calling the omission a “careless error.” Describing his many outstanding features, Santos said that he is equipped with two six-barrel smoke-grenade launchers and an AN/VLQ-6 Missile Countermeasure Device. “The Ukrainians have called battle tanks the punching fist of democracy,” Santos said. “I, George Santos, am that fist.” In recognition of Santos’s career as an M1 Abrams battle tank, House Speaker Kevin McCarthy named him the chairman of the House Armed Services Committee. *btw: he represents my home town.  oy! ******************************************************************************** https://open.spotify.com/track/7hpI4eFBXUYk3ZtsztFmWc?si=ea50ab5e7621438...

  weather forecasting, per the gifted channel 7 weatherman, Harvey Leonard ** https://snyder.substack.com/p/why-the-world-needs-ukrainian-victory?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=310897&post_id=98488587&isFreemail=true&utm_medium=email *** does this give a clue to why we're in the pickle we're in? America's new default setting?

yes, your eyes are not deceiving you.  we're baaaaack!  it's a long story, but suffice it to say, everything is now, as we say: "water under the bridge".  The arrests, pleas, incarcerations, McLean Hospital stays, and finally, parole is all behind us.  Let's just say we needed a little vacation and just drop it.....okay?!! So, we are introducing a technology that one of my progeny tells me he used back in 2009.  (Pterodactyls were roaming the earth then, I inform him.)  "Blog"* is its name.  Blog*?  I wonder what the derivation of the word is?  Sounds like a NFL penalty to me.... I am told by many that there are several benefits to your quality of life by using this "new" format.  You can turn the spigot on and off or block us, make comments that others can see, or only communicate with solely your editor.  (Note that your editor is always looking for good story idears* (sic), comments, & new material.   We heartil...