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   Tell you friends about ELDER HOSTILE be the first on your block to get hooked ************* forgive us the delay in getting out this post; we were busy waxing our gibbous ****************************************** Self Actualization Column :  "how to build your vocabulary"--Reader's Digest  Our word of the day : Noun [ edit ] panopticon  ( plural   panopticons   or   panoptica ) A type of  prison  where all the  cells  are visible from the center, particularly if it is not possible for those in a cell to know if they are being watched.  quotations ▼ ( figurative ,  by extension )  A place in which people are subject to  constant   surveillance  at  totalitarian   command .  quotations ▼ A room for the exhibition of novelties. See also: Google, Facebook, Instagram, Amazon, PornHub, etc.   ---5 Oy! Rating ------------------------------------- One of the many valu...

  Jealous Trump Throws Own State Funeral To Upstage Carter’s Published: January 9, 2025  The Onion WASHINGTON—Peeking out of his coffin with one eye open, a jealous President-elect Donald Trump reportedly threw his own state funeral Thursday in an effort to upstage the late Jimmy Carter’s ceremony. “I’m way deader than he is,” mumbled Trump, who lay at the opposite end of the National Cathedral as his senior aides attempted to persuade Carter funeral attendees to leave their seats and pay respects to the 45th president. “This coffin sure is impressive, isn’t it? The guy in here must be super beloved. We’re going to need way more than a national day of mourning. More like a month—but who knows, maybe my mourners will demand a year.” At press time, reports confirmed Trump had sat up in the coffin to deliver his own eulogy. Django & Coleman Hawkins, two geniuses at work: if you have Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/6OZ210lsvCsoIqjBZcGYvm?si=5294b786eee54366 The People'...

  cvs, cardinalhealth, unitedhealthgroup, mckesson, cencora, see below: In 2023,  17.6%  of the United States' Gross Domestic Product (GDP) was spent on healthcare.  This is a slight increase from 2022, when the percentage was 17.4%. WORLD's  Largest Companies revenue figures below: **************************** on clearance at Costco this week:  "please, please, take or steal. their ' loyal' fans  have evaporated, it seems." 17.6%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%17.6 people ask me for my cell number all the time.  i answer and i tell them it is number 334, across the hall from Whitey Bulger...... and, then they give me a funny look?  what's wrong with them? ******************************************** &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& “The fact is, I did not appreciate until much later in my own life what subterfuge and sacrifice it took to be independent and undefeated by the pressures of reality.” — Niall W...

  well, today here at ELDER HOSTILE we had some excitement on the working floor.  emergency delicate C-section surgery was performed on  our employee who works as a contracted & hourly basis in the airfreight transportation department.  it was totally unexpected but something we had to do; there were no alternatives left for us.  she was fully dilated and making a racket "cheep, cheep, cheep" for four hours of full-throated non-stop labor.     All's well that ends well though.  Here is Clara in recovery at 1:02 pm with her new brood of 3.  They are thriving & ready to tackle climate change, the poison around them, and the asshole homo sapiens out there creating it.  Life is a miracle, eh? ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ here at ELDER HOSTILE, our crack research team has come up with a new Homo sapiens evaluation spectrum to add to the myriad of spectrums now in use here in the first quarter of the 21st century.  who thou...