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 given today's  Zeitenwende in america, we installed a "new state of the aht" security system last week.

so far, so good.




5. 🐦 Where's Townie?
A plush seagull appears in front of a garage with mural of a turtle on the door.

Rolling with my homies. Photo: Steph Solis/Axios

 

Axios Boston's gullscot Townie took a stroll through Boston before fleeing the snow storm.

Can you guess where she went?









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