Time to get out of DOGE!
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my wife tells me she's going to take me to the next PBS Antiques Roadshow when it comes to Boston. She thinks I might be worth something.
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Elon:
MEXICO CITY (The Borowitz Report)—In a move likely to stir controversy, Mexico has officially renamed the Liberty Bell “the TACO Bell,” the Mexican president announced on Monday.
Effective immediately, the landmark will be referred to as the TACO Bell in all Mexican atlases, encyclopedias, and history textbooks, President Claudia Sheinbaum said.
In her announcement, she gave Donald J. Trump “full credit” for the name change.
“Thanks to Donald Trump, when one thinks of America, one no longer thinks of liberty,” she said. “One thinks of TACO.”
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In Russia, an Operation Spiderweb drone deliverer identified:
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In other news, Trump’s attacks on Harvard have led MAGA to announce a boycott of the university.
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Travel Section:
Ireland, an attempt by your correspondent to be even-handed in evaluation, part 3
This reporter upon arrival in Ireland immediately noticed that its drivers surprisingly flout the law while behind the wheel of a car.
Rampant "bad behavior" was noticed, both throughout the city and countryside. here are only some of the flagrant offenses we documented by drivers sitting in the driver's seat: looking out of the side window (ostensibly to admire the rampant green scenery, still....no excuse), turning one's head to talk to the passengers in the rear seat, reading a magazine, texting to their BFFs, watching a movie on their laptop, masturbating (both with and without an aid), and a myriad and multitudinous of other distracted bad driving habits. we even noticed 10 year old kids in the driver's seat. [and, of every one of the current 19 gender designations.] Your reporter eventually commented to her camerathem about this quirky and out of character habit that the Irish seem to posses, even coming from Boston where no one obeys the rules except the illegals and recent immigrants. When my cameraman told me that the Irish drive on the other side of the road from us, I had experienced an epiphany* of historic proportions. Live and learn, i say! That's why travel is so horizon-broadening.
Happy Jet Lag to all of you out there, my fans! --- Geri Atrik
More beautiful Ireland shots
Driver & Passenger obeying the law:
Repurposing: Once a Church, now a Pub
A society in which the consumer has SO many choices!
galway harbour being galway harbour
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- An illuminating realization or discovery, often resulting in a personal feeling of elation, awe, or wonder. synonyms ▲quotations ▼
- Synonyms: aha moment, enlightenment, nirvana, satori
It came to her in an epiphany what her life's work was to be.
- A manifestation or appearance of a divine or superhuman being. synonym ▲quotations ▼
- Synonym: theophany
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Simone again with JSB (spotify req'd)
do not forget our overriding top mantra & inspiration from our founding
intellectual father, upon which we base everything we do
la plupart des gens sont stupides!
die meisten Leute sind dumm!
la maggior parte delle persone è stupida!
большинство людей глупы
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