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  click READ MORE button on the bottom right to open the full post new venture:  (thanks expressed to mr. m.c.) first batch........flavor of the day: POISON* *Product of Poland: (ingredients derived from German Leopard tank exhaust) "Best used before May 12, 2128" *********** For Valentine's Day, my wife finally fulfilled a fantasy of mine when she dressed up as a nurse. At last, I got to roleplay having access to healthcare. ^^^^^^^^^^^^ Harry: who knew? Song du Jour: https://open.spotify.com/track/2UfduGwOifcCRavvrSN1jp?si=094a8cbb72974f4c   FFO daily news  is a division of  MishegossGroup LLC

  click READ MORE button on the bottom right to open the full post for tonight's contest: "Hit the Line Hard!" https://www.nybooks.com/online/2023/02/12/hit-the-line-hard/?utm_medium=email -------- stop in hell; look both ways before proceeding; acton ma: ********** https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatisfying/comments/10ypgyn/sumo_orange_peel_perfectly_sized_for_a_corgi_hat/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3 ------- Closed for the Season 😞 Johnson's Ice Cream, Groton MA: ***** Voluptuous Venusians?  I'm in, baby! https://www.imdb.com/video/vi2925575961/?ref_=ttvi_vi_imdb_1 //// my lunch reminded me of a famous album can you name it? ******** turn of the last century view of mother Russia, 5 Oy! Rating Spotify users:  https://open.spotify.com/track/3Ud6fFep5ZlXzRWw6Sm8no?si=77e02e1ae0e14c65 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ if you think you know the artists and name of the two albums, please leave a COMMENT .  prizes galore await you and your family!   FF

  *click READ MORE button on the bottom right to open the full post this just in:  " anti-donut" activity in the mountains of New Hampshire (the Live Free & Die state) https://hyperallergic.com/799326/new-hampshire-bakery-sues-town-to-save-pastries-mural/?utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=D021023&utm_content=D021023+CID_7e09cef140e5b0559f84999bdd57e14f&utm_source=hn "just in case you were wondering" department...........they know f****** everything.  think about that a second or two! //////// Two old guys are pushing their carts around Walmart when they collide... The first old guy says to the second guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.' The second old guy says, 'That's OK, it's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.' The first old guy says, 'Well, maybe I can help you find her

  click READ MORE button on bottom right THE RED BALLOON TVG   1956, Fantasy, 34m https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0048980/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0 Remember this short Parisian film from 1956?  It won all kinds of awards, most deservedly so.  At six years old I loved this film (quelle surprise you say) when I saw it in the art theater with my dad.  One night last week (the kind of night when you can't get back to sleep whatever you try),  I migrated to the other room, found it available on Netflix, and watched 34 minutes of postwar France.  I loved it just as much this time than back when I was a lad.  And then, this week the Chinese military had to ruin f****** everything! %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Wha? one milf into a hike?  last week; recovering from the overnight low of -15 F  FFOdailynews is a division of  MishegossGroup LLC where we know the real difference between irreverent and irrelevant

From Andy B: George Santos Reveals That He Is an M1 Abrams Battle Tank  WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) —In a speech to the House of Representatives, George Santos disclosed that he is an M1 Abrams battle tank. Representative Santos apologized for not previously including his battle-tank status on his résumé, calling the omission a “careless error.” Describing his many outstanding features, Santos said that he is equipped with two six-barrel smoke-grenade launchers and an AN/VLQ-6 Missile Countermeasure Device. “The Ukrainians have called battle tanks the punching fist of democracy,” Santos said. “I, George Santos, am that fist.” In recognition of Santos’s career as an M1 Abrams battle tank, House Speaker Kevin McCarthy named him the chairman of the House Armed Services Committee. *btw: he represents my home town.  oy! ******************************************************************************** https://open.spotify.com/track/7hpI4eFBXUYk3ZtsztFmWc?si=ea50ab5e76214389 https:/