ELDER HOSTILE

  &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& the onion's letter-to-congress  full page ad in the NY Times  (no balls version 2.0) &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& Serious News Department (must read for course credit) ###################################### Games Section:  due to several increasing requests to republish this.  Here 'tis! wha?  HERE 'TIS!  wha?  HERE IT IS!  NVM!  FUCK OFF.    888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& where is the NRA* that told us their guns were gonna protect us from a government takeover & resultant tyranny !!!!!  ? from the onion, this just in: ENTERTAINMENT Jeremy Allen White Undergoes...

00000000000000000000000000000000000000000 still recovering from a fabulous father's day celebration party here at EH headquarters command center, we gave everyone a day off from writing; so you're stuck with a " graphics only" day.  our writers are expected back soon once bail is posted.  and, don't forget to have a nice day .  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ MAGA - Morons Are Governing America worth reposting: our lawn sign at ELDER HOSTILE hq 55555555555555555555555555 a thing of immense beauty, engineering excellence, and strength from the US of A, post WWII:  "1949 Packard Station Sedan" ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ from lars kenseth of the new yorker “And while all the grownups are busy freaking out about the erosion of norms and the rank partisanship that has crippled our democracy, we’ll steal all the candy!” &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& Self-Help Advice Column Pussy Riot Demo...

  Climate Science 101: "you can't beat reality"  (6 min investment) [well, maybe for a short while before the dose wears off]  From a subscriber: Climate Science 101 from The Economist: Heather Cox Richardson instructions to soldiers behind Homo sapiens defectivum at Fort Bragg Speech:  Josef S, part II Announcing a NEW staff member & contributor to our publication: military analyst & war hero, his excellency FEARLESS LEADER            FEARLESS LEADER F.L.'s  Staff: also known as F.L., he will take over EH's oligarchic  takeover coverage, reporting on today's momentous events.  F.L. has a MR* PhD degree from Mashuggah University, Munich, with a specialty in clinical  Human Genetics.  Look for his first contribution soon! *master race 2222222222222222222222222222222222222222 Russo-Ukraine War (6 minute investment) Necessity is the Motherfucker of Invention   and, what a couple of tokas can do! +++++...