EH S2 E19: I'm With Stupid

 



Climate Science 101: "you can't beat reality"  (6 min investment)

[well, maybe for a short while before the dose wears off]  From a subscriber:

Climate Science 101

from The Economist:



Heather Cox Richardson


instructions to soldiers behind Homo sapiens defectivum at Fort Bragg Speech: 








Josef S, part II





Announcing a NEW staff member & contributor to our publication: military analyst & war hero, his excellency FEARLESS LEADER

          FEARLESS LEADER


F.L.'s Staff:

also known as F.L., he will take over EH's oligarchic takeover coverage, reporting on today's momentous events.  F.L. has a MR* PhD degree from Mashuggah University, Munich, with a specialty in clinical Human Genetics.  Look for his first contribution soon!

*master race

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Russo-Ukraine War (6 minute investment)

Necessity is the Motherfucker of Invention 

and, what a couple of tokas can do!

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what critics are calling an inflammatory move, Donald J. Trump announced on Tuesday that he was sending Stephen Miller to Los Angeles to act as a human repellant.

“No one empties a room faster than Stephen,” Trump said. “He’s better than teargas.”

But Trump’s plan faces a stiff legal challenge from human rights lawyers, who argue that the use of Stephen Miller violates the Geneva Conventions.

Wikipedia entry for Jewish Nazi Fascist

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one of our new mottos:
"annoyed by everything:

Ireland, part trois
This is a sad piece, so you may skip over it if you choose to remain ignorant.  The Irish have caught HPFS, the "highly processed food syndrome", and are becoming fat like the rest of us.  One notices this especially in the big city of Dublin.  First noticed in the Upper Midwest of the US back in the 1970s, chemically created & manipulated food for maximum profit by the mega-food industry, it is a major contributor to the American lifespan decreasing since 2014. this reporter gleans little solace that America still leads the world in one trend---working on a great GYATT*.

* Look it up yourself you lazy shit.

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Countryside Pit Stop


at the Cliffs of Moher with a Snail seeking a good View among the tourists


Sheep May Safely Graze


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REAL ESTATE SECTION

Close To Transportation

Published:

This 2-bedroom, 1.5-bath home is conveniently located on a bustling stretch of tarmac at LaGuardia Airport.

Reference #257977


Music Section  (spotify required)

Low Rider  remember this one?

Hiromi Does Black Bird

Sheep May Safely Graze

do not forget our overriding top mantra & inspiration from our founding 

intellectual, upon which we base everything we do


більшість людей дурні

la plupart des gens sont stupides!

die meisten Leute sind dumm!

la maggior parte delle persone è stupida!

большинство людей глупы

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