EH S2 E21: the current news cycle must be like going through a full menopause on a daily basis, but what do we who identify as males know?

 



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the onion's letter-to-congress full page ad in the NY Times 
(no balls version 2.0)


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Serious News Department
(must read for course credit)


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Games Section:  due to several increasing requests to republish this.  Here 'tis! wha?  HERE 'TIS!  wha? HERE IT IS!  NVM!  FUCK OFF.

  


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where is the NRA* that told us their guns were gonna protect us from a government takeover & resultant tyranny !!!!! ?



from the onion, this just in:

ENTERTAINMENT




Stairs

OBITUARY:
we lost an excellent Homo sapiens this week

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a short
vid

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a nationally televised address Saturday night, Donald J. Trump announced that he had ordered his son Barron to visit a podiatrist.

“My fellow Americans, earlier this evening, at my command, Barron saw a podiatrist,” said Trump, flanked by JD Vance, Marco Rubio, and Pete Hegseth. “I am pleased to announce that he has returned home safely.”

“Barron’s mission was to obtain a note from the doctor,” Trump added. “Mission accomplished.”

Minutes after the speech, a new poll showed that a majority of Americans favor dropping Donald Trump on Iran.





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