ELDER HOSTILE

always remember at ELDER HOSTILE, we know we're crazy.  the next question should naturally follow is  "compared to what?" subscribers note: this is an unusually long post make sure you are sitting comfortably and in a safe location thank you, the management at ELDER HOSTILE there's a duck for everything it turns out, even shit  Homo sapiens defectivum ++++++++++++++++++++++++++  this is our special  post halloween edition   it turns out our HQ'ers street is the winner & the acme, apex, etc, of the trick or treat turnout medal .  at HQ'ers we had over 400 kids last night.  our street neighbors have corroborated & confirmed our data.  it would surely make sense: we are at the 50 Yard line and the only straightaway street in the neighborhood; we are also flat, have normal sized lots with front doors near the street.....we're talking heaven here for the little rugrats. while on the street, one of our cub reporters polled the parents...