EH S3 E18: post holiday prandial piffle post (special)

 



in response to Trump's urge to "HANG THEM":

Sen. Chris Murphy (D-Conn.) was less measured in his response.

“The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. ‘HANG THEM,’ he posted,” Murphy wrote on social media. “If you’re a person of influence in this country and you haven’t picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.”


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"Regardless of what happens, the members of this social network will be fine."

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Finding happiness in retirement column
Jerry Seinfeld on DOING NOTHING
A lot of people ask me, Hey, Jerry, so what do you do now?  You don't have a show anymore.  What do you do?"  I'll tell you what i do.....Nothing.  And I know you're thinking, "Hey that sounds pretty good.  I might like to do nothing myself."  But doing nothing is not as easy as it looks.  You can get pretty busy doing nothing.  Because when you're doing nothing, you're actually free to do anything.  Which can easily lead to doing something.  Which cuts into my nothing, and forces me to have to drop everything.
Makes perfect sense to us here at ELDER HOSTILE
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A nice Royal Flush!


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Nice tie Donny!

Larry Summers announces he will step down from chair with his belt around neck.   ---Onion
 Larry with two of his goodfellas:







Report: It Pretty Incredible That Americans Entrusted With Driving Cars

Published:

WASHINGTON—Citing that a majority of Americans are irresponsible, easily distracted people who have little regard for other human beings, a new Department of Transportation report revealed Wednesday that it’s “actually kind of crazy” that U.S. citizens are allowed to drive automobiles. “Americans make millions of mind-boggling, idiotic mistakes every day, and when taking into consideration the sheer amount of lives that could be lost due to just the slightest human error while driving, it’s actually pretty goddamn shocking that we let citizens operate 4,000-pound machines capable of going 200 mph,” the report read in part, later adding that if one truly thinks about who their neighbors, friends, and children are as people, the absolute last thing one would be comfortable with would be them merging onto a busy highway with cars traveling 85 mph. “Consider the average American on Facebook who says things like ‘first’ or makes a bizarre Monica Lewinsky reference out of nowhere. Now think of somebody dumber than that. That person’s allowed to drive, too. Pretty nuts, right?” The report ultimately concluded that only 62 total Americans are intelligent and thoughtful enough to operate a motor vehicle.


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3 Oy! rating
sign of where humanity is headed  ???

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and, in the spirit of equal time

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happy anniversary to JD depicting himself as a traditional wife


as seen out our window on Thanksgiving
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