ELDER HOSTILE

Yeah, we know it's an AI generated image, but....he just signed an order prohibiting AI regulation....so....... from The Onion --------------------- PUBIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT as many of our acolytes know, our new found crypto riches & prescient Palentir stock purchases permit us to replace our fleet here at ELDER HOSTILE and thus we say goodbye to our very old vehicles....one a 2004 with 193k miles and one a 2012 with 112k on the odo. To 50% of our management team here, walking into a car dealership is like having two root canals performed on you simultaneously.  in truth, there can be no arguing with that, indeed.  ---next to a death in the family, a bitter divorce,  moving a family of 5 across country, an obnoxious over the top Bar Mitzvah reception, this ranks just below at #5.    because we tend to lean left, each fleet manager made their own decisions on replacements.  we are happy to say we made excellent choices of models and financial deals....

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