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EH S3 E16: A Heartfelt "fuck you" special edition

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  Humour Section: Quack Quack https://giphy.com/gifs/moodman-jt34LHEVIsbs0Qlbi2 jeffrey epstein's victims speak https://substack.com/@krassenstein/note/c-178016235?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=1toffv hmmmm.....ALL CAPS!? %%%%%%%%%%%%% announcing our first ELDER HOSTILE art appreciation contest! make your submissions on what this painting means by the  Thanksgiving festivities deadline ***********888888888888 a lifetime fave...worth rereading: The Story of Ferdinand , by Munro Leaf; illustrated by Robert Lawson The plot of  Ferdinand  is deceptively simple: A bull who wants only to sit quietly under a tree is mistaken for a fierce beast and sent to a bullfight. There, he refuses combat, instead smelling the flowers in the ring. The tale may seem like a classic misfit story about a boy who doesn’t fit in with his head-butting peers. But unlike many other literary outcasts, Ferdinand is never ashamed to be different; he remains peaceful in a violent world. That w...
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EH S3 E15: Corruzione & Crypto

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  NEW COIN ISSUED BY THE TREASURY DEPARTMENT from Brian McFadden +++++++++++++++ Car Review: james may, the british treasure, reviews the new Ford Bronco along with other useful information pertaining to large car washes and unclaimed babies   (20 min.) 7777777777777777777 a real freecycle "wanted" post  Concord Concord Need a Chainsaw Hi Neighbors! Does anyone happen to have a chainsaw they no longer need? We have killed ours and Winter is Coming! ___________________ killed?  with what?  beat it to death with your hands?   *&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& from Andy B: Trump Flees To Argentina AFP via Getty Images WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report )—Stating, “I can see where this is going,” on Wednesday Donald J. Trump fled to Argentina, vowing never to return. Speaking bitterly to reporters as he departed the White House, Trump said, “You take away people’s food, throw yours...
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EH S3 E14: not duck soup, DUCK SHIT plus extra: a post halloween special bonus edition on a jeffrey epstein investigation

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always remember at ELDER HOSTILE, we know we're crazy.  the next question should naturally follow is  "compared to what?" subscribers note: this is an unusually long post make sure you are sitting comfortably and in a safe location thank you, the management at ELDER HOSTILE there's a duck for everything it turns out, even shit  Homo sapiens defectivum ++++++++++++++++++++++++++  this is our special  post halloween edition   it turns out our HQ'ers street is the winner & the acme, apex, etc, of the trick or treat turnout medal .  at HQ'ers we had over 400 kids last night.  our street neighbors have corroborated & confirmed our data.  it would surely make sense: we are at the 50 Yard line and the only straightaway street in the neighborhood; we are also flat, have normal sized lots with front doors near the street.....we're talking heaven here for the little rugrats. while on the street, one of our cub reporters polled the parents...
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