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EH S2 E23: Province of NYNEX

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  Trump Warns if He Does Not Win Nobel Peace Prize He Will Bomb Norwa y Jakub Porzycki/NurPhoto via Getty Images THE HAGUE ( The Borowitz Report )—Raising eyebrows on the final day of the NATO summit, Donald J. Trump said on Wednesday that if he is not awarded the Nobel Peace Prize he will bomb Norway. Warning Norway against “treating me very unfairly,” Trump argued that he deserved the Peace Prize for “dropping a million bombs on Iran.” He demanded that Norway “hand over the Peace Prize or be obliterated,” adding, “If you Norwegian fuckers fuck with me, you will be fucking fucked.” ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Peter Thiel Shows Trump How To Sort Spreadsheet Of Americans By Ethnicity (the onion) Published: July 1, 2025 WASHINGTON—Stressing that it would be simplest to troubleshoot now during the onboarding process for his company’s surveillance technology, Palantir founder Peter Thiel reportedly spent Tuesday morning showing President Donald Trump how to sort a spreadsheet of Amer...
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EH: S2 E22: la madre degli idioti e sempre incinta*

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  Most deserving  Homo sapiens defectivum Trump thinks he should be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize Ann Telnaes Jun 21 *the mother of idiots are always pregnant Stephen Miller, the Jewish Nazi right out of central casting, we might add ***************** donny before his big parade: for some unknown reason Vlad's laugh makes me smile here........ ******* brilliant piece from Wes Anderson: https://theonion.com/you-sure-youre-in-the-mood-for-another-wes-anderson-film-with-everything-thats-going-on/?utm_source=email&utm_medium=newsletter&mc_cid=96125378bd&mc_eid=b4811725ab ******************************************* Healthy Living Column: sugar or meth, what's the difference, i ask you, our faithful subscribers?! "A Coffee wha?"   Who knew?  I mean, really.  Who is this Gerson asshole? and, further explanation   "and, i'll have a mocha latte, light sugar, stirred, not shaken, espresso granday.  (to go)  i wonder if amazon has an appliance th...
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EH S2 E21: the current news cycle must be like going through a full menopause on a daily basis, but what do we who identify as males know?

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  &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& the onion's letter-to-congress  full page ad in the NY Times  (no balls version 2.0) &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& Serious News Department (must read for course credit) ###################################### Games Section:  due to several increasing requests to republish this.  Here 'tis! wha?  HERE 'TIS!  wha?  HERE IT IS!  NVM!  FUCK OFF.    888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& where is the NRA* that told us their guns were gonna protect us from a government takeover & resultant tyranny !!!!!  ? from the onion, this just in: ENTERTAINMENT Jeremy Allen White Undergoes...
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