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EH S3 E13: special Halloween Eve issue

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  *we never liked this candy from The Beaverton: Science and Technology Study: average household onto third box of Halloween candy by now 6666666666666666666666 SCARY SHIT RIGHT HERE 55555555555555555555555 ****************************** winner of the award for "best neighborhood halloween decoration!"  and , on our very own street's headquarters! /////////////////////////////////////////////// The asteroid that killed the dinosaurs: case closed Scientists found the smoking gun. Asteroid dust trapped inside the Chicxulub crater in Mexico’s Yucatán Peninsula matches exactly with the extinction event 66 million years ago. The 10-to-15-kilometer-wide asteroid vaporized on impact, creating a 125-mile-wide crater. It unleashed catastrophic environmental effects that killed 75% of Earth’s species, including all non-avian dinosaurs. The impact threw billions of tons of debris into the atmosphere, blocking sunlight for months. Photosynthesis stopped. Temperatures plummeted. The...
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EH S3 E12: this just in: a vertical integration milestone achieved at ELDER HOSTILE

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  ELDER HOSTILE announces a major step in our drive for vertical (as well as virtual) integration: a new luxury brand motel with you in mind! it is called Harvey's MOTEL , an EH company . we fill the niche (and itch following your stay) for hotels in which people who want to stay no longer than three hours can do so.  a "we'll always have a vacancy for you open within an hour" will be our motto and marketing pitch.  [Alas, we had to discontinue the "magic fingers" service; due to the installations of several AI data centers down I-95, resulting in our electric bills skyrocketing through the roof.  So sorry, if you also have power issues with EH give  Management 's customer call center in Azerbaijan a call...operators are standing by] When you're eventually out there in your automobile chasing something or someone or running away from something or someone, look for the  Harvey's MOTEL  sign.   when you check in, mention where you found out ab...
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