EH S2 E23: Province of NYNEX

Trump Warns if He Does Not Win Nobel Peace Prize He Will Bomb Norwa y Jakub Porzycki/NurPhoto via Getty Images THE HAGUE ( The Borowitz Report )—Raising eyebrows on the final day of the NATO summit, Donald J. Trump said on Wednesday that if he is not awarded the Nobel Peace Prize he will bomb Norway. Warning Norway against “treating me very unfairly,” Trump argued that he deserved the Peace Prize for “dropping a million bombs on Iran.” He demanded that Norway “hand over the Peace Prize or be obliterated,” adding, “If you Norwegian fuckers fuck with me, you will be fucking fucked.” ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Peter Thiel Shows Trump How To Sort Spreadsheet Of Americans By Ethnicity (the onion) Published: July 1, 2025 WASHINGTON—Stressing that it would be simplest to troubleshoot now during the onboarding process for his company’s surveillance technology, Palantir founder Peter Thiel reportedly spent Tuesday morning showing President Donald Trump how to sort a spreadsheet of Amer...