EH S3 E22: We Don't monitize anything at EH but you could still send a check. your mother would be proud of you.
the Onion reports: Santa Tracker Shows Sleigh Stopped For 40 Minutes Outside Old Girlfriend’s House Sources Confirm No Children Reside In The Home Published: December 25, 2025 AKRON, OH—Using the icon of a sleigh to denote his unmistakable presence near a residence in northeastern Ohio, NORAD’s official tracking app confirmed that Santa Claus paid a visit to his former girlfriend’s house around 3 a.m. Wednesday. “With our state-of-the-art satellite technology, we can see that ol’ St. Nick parked his reindeer on the roof and took a chimney straight down into the living room of a woman he used to know back in his single days,” said chief technologist Tom Chrzanowski, noting that the jolly old elf only visited the home of his old flame Sheila Bickford after first stopping at a local bar where he reportedly gathered his courage by consuming a few double eggnogs. “Children tracking Santa’s whereabouts at home on their iPads will be relieved to know longer visits to this loc...
