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EH S3 E17 : Special Thanksgiving all-Boid Issue (no ducks)

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 the trump administration gives america the bird.... ---barry blitt LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL OM*G!  what are the odds of this happening to you whilst out birdwatching with your buddy?  the landed bird was heard to mumble something like "i finally found you you MF!!! you're way behind on your child support!" &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV Trump Refuses to Pardon Turkey After it Fails to Bribe Him Andy Borowitz Nov 24   William Stark on Unsplash WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report )—Breaking with a longstanding Thanksgiving tradition, on Monday Donald J. Trump refused to pardon the White House turkey after it failed to offer him an appropriate bribe. “That turkey could have invested in Eric and Don Jr.’s crypto scams or given me a gold-plated 747, but it chose not to,” he said. “That turkey is a terrible person.” Trump emphasized “the many great things I ha...

EH S3 E16: A Heartfelt special edition

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  Humour Section: Quack Quack https://giphy.com/gifs/moodman-jt34LHEVIsbs0Qlbi2 jeffrey epstein's victims speak https://substack.com/@krassenstein/note/c-178016235?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=1toffv hmmmm.....ALL CAPS!? %%%%%%%%%%%%% announcing our first ELDER HOSTILE art appreciation contest! make your submissions on what this painting means by the  Thanksgiving festivities deadline ***********888888888888 a lifetime fave...worth rereading: The Story of Ferdinand , by Munro Leaf; illustrated by Robert Lawson The plot of  Ferdinand  is deceptively simple: A bull who wants only to sit quietly under a tree is mistaken for a fierce beast and sent to a bullfight. There, he refuses combat, instead smelling the flowers in the ring. The tale may seem like a classic misfit story about a boy who doesn’t fit in with his head-butting peers. But unlike many other literary outcasts, Ferdinand is never ashamed to be different; he remains peaceful in a violent world. That w...

EH S3 E15: Corruzione & Crypto

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  NEW COIN ISSUED BY THE TREASURY DEPARTMENT from Brian McFadden +++++++++++++++ Car Review: james may, the british treasure, reviews the new Ford Bronco along with other useful information pertaining to large car washes and unclaimed babies   (20 min.) 7777777777777777777 a real freecycle "wanted" post  Concord Concord Need a Chainsaw Hi Neighbors! Does anyone happen to have a chainsaw they no longer need? We have killed ours and Winter is Coming! ___________________ killed?  with what?  beat it to death with your hands?   *&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& from Andy B: Trump Flees To Argentina AFP via Getty Images WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report )—Stating, “I can see where this is going,” on Wednesday Donald J. Trump fled to Argentina, vowing never to return. Speaking bitterly to reporters as he departed the White House, Trump said, “You take away people’s food, throw yours...