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Clarence Thomas Hikes Price of Supreme Court Decisions to Keep Pace with Inflation WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report )—Citing “unfortunate economic realities,” Clarence Thomas is hiking the price of Supreme Court decisions to keep up with inflation. The jurist disclosed his new rate card in a mass e-mail sent to more than a hundred super-donors.  “I have tried to keep my prices reasonable, but, as inflation proves more stubborn than predicted, I have no choice but to adjust my rates accordingly,” he wrote. “Sadly, the days of shredding civil rights in exchange for ten private-jet flights are over,” he added. It remains to be seen whether the billionaires who received Thomas’s e-mail will tolerate his steeper prices or whether they will explore a budget option such as Neil Gorsuch. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ DA*MN!  I missed that turn!     i shoulda made a left back there instead of going straight.  https://twitter.com/i/status/1687210529344081923 -------

from graduate & prez candidate ron de santis' brain:  this is what the Ivies  are delivering now (both Yale & Harvard can share the honors)    So how exactly did conservatives go from their economic assumptions to slavery as opportunity? I can name that segue in five steps: Wealthy people own businesses. Businesses create jobs. Southern plantations were businesess. Slavery was a government sponsored program plantations used to create jobs for Africans, to the exclusion of Europeans. Those jobs provided skills and opportunities Africans would have otherwise never had. Et   voilà , slavery was America's first Affirmative Action program. The left are just upset because the new curriculum credits conservatives with the idea first.   (5 Oy! rating) one of our editor's self-portraits: Newly arrived & available at your local Costco!  A Halloween wreath. Who the f knew? science & tech march on.  mid-20th century IVF medical device.  how far we've come!   8888888

  ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// To help keep me alive, my doc added a new drug to my current assortment.  He mentioned that there may be some side effects that "might go away after awhile.......or not".  Here's the real list of the possibilities although i already have most of 'em. I'm now ready to take on the world.    4 Oy! Rating Side Effects Along with its needed effects, a medicine may cause some unwanted effects. Although not all of these side effects may occur, if they do occur they may need medical attention. Back, leg, or stomach pains black, tarry stools bleeding gums blistering, peeling, or loosening of the skin bloating blood in the urine or stools blue lips and fingernails blurred vision burning, crawling, itching, numbness, prickling, "pins and needles", or tingling feelings chest pain or tightness chills clay-colored stools cloudy urine cold sweats confusion constipation cough or ho