EH: S2 E22: la madre degli idioti e sempre incinta*

 

Most deserving Homo sapiens defectivum

Trump thinks he should be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize





*the mother of idiots are always pregnant




Stephen Miller, the Jewish Nazi

right out of central casting, we might add




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donny before his big parade:


for some unknown reason Vlad's laugh makes me smile here........


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brilliant piece from Wes Anderson:

https://theonion.com/you-sure-youre-in-the-mood-for-another-wes-anderson-film-with-everything-thats-going-on/?utm_source=email&utm_medium=newsletter&mc_cid=96125378bd&mc_eid=b4811725ab

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Healthy Living Column:

sugar or meth, what's the difference, i ask you, our faithful subscribers?!


"A Coffee wha?"  Who knew?  I mean, really.  Who is this Gerson asshole?

and, further explanation  "and, i'll have a mocha latte, light sugar, stirred, not shaken, espresso granday.  (to go)  i wonder if amazon has an appliance that will create your favorite liquid concoction automatically....?

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Grazie MP!

do not forget our overriding top mantra & inspiration from our founding 

intellectual, upon which we base everything we do

OUR DRIVING ETHOS

la madre degli idioti e sempre incinta

!معظم الناس أغبياء

ज़्यादातर लोग मूर्ख हैं

tá an chuid is mó daoine dúr!

більшість людей дурні!

la plupart des gens sont stupides!

die meisten Leute sind dumm!

la maggior parte delle persone è stupida!

большинство людей глупы!

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