S1 E34: "Too numerous to mention" Special Heat Wave Issue


from graduate & prez candidate ron de santis' brain:  this is what the Ivies are delivering now

(both Yale & Harvard can share the honors) 

 So how exactly did conservatives go from their economic assumptions to slavery as opportunity? I can name that segue in five steps:

  1. Wealthy people own businesses.
  2. Businesses create jobs.
  3. Southern plantations were businesess.
  4. Slavery was a government sponsored program plantations used to create jobs for Africans, to the exclusion of Europeans.
  5. Those jobs provided skills and opportunities Africans would have otherwise never had.

Et voilà, slavery was America's first Affirmative Action program. The left are just upset because the new curriculum credits conservatives with the idea first.  

(5 Oy! rating)


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science & tech march on.  mid-20th century IVF medical device.  how far we've come!  



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Today's HUMAN COMMODITY REPORT
lots to digest here; 
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that's why we call them MASSHOLES


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read this:
adam smith nails it.  see list below:

fyi Unilever brands:

  • Axe
  • Bango
  • Ben & Jerry's
  • Breyers
  • Cif
  • Clear
  • Close-Up
  • Comfort
  • Cornetto
  • Domestos
  • Dove
  • equilibra
  • Hellmann's
  • Knorr
  • Lifebuoy
  • Lipton
  • Liquid I.V.
  • Love Beauty & Planet
  • Lux
  • Magnum
  • OLLY
  • OMO
  • Onnit
  • Persil
  • Pond's
  • Rexona
  • Rinso
  • Seventh Generation
  • SmartyPants
  • Sunsilk
  • TRESemmé
  • Vaseline
  • The Vegetarian Butcher
  • Wall's
from bliss:


                                      "Harold, do you hear this?  He's marrying a shiksa!"





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