EH: S2 E2 Happy Thanksgiving 2024, Turkeys!

"I thaw you!"



andy b hits the bullseye, again:

Stuck with MAGA relatives around the table today? Gaslight them by pretending you’re a convert to their movement! Just slip these surefire talking points into the conversation:

  1. Matt Gaetz would have been a great Attorney General. No one cares more about America’s children.

  2. I can’t wait for Trump’s tariffs. I’m sick of paying so little for everything.

  3. American education is a mess, and that’s because we’ve never had someone in charge of it with professional wrestling experience.

  4. The fact that a worm ate half of RFK Jr’s brain means he won’t have as many thoughts distracting him from his job.

  5. If you ask me, Kristi Noem’s dog was asking for it.

  6. Thank God Trump is kicking out all those undocumented workers! If I want fruit and vegetables I’ll just pick them myself.





from the Onion:

Fact-Checking RFK Jr. On Health

Published:

Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Donald Trump’s pick to lead the Department of Health and Human Services, has faced scrutiny over his claims on vaccines, fluoride, nutrition, and more. The Onion fact-checks Kennedy on health. 

Claim: Fluoride is a “toxic pollutant” and “industrial waste” that should be taken out of public drinking water.

False: Water fluoridation is a completely safe way to turn the population gay.

Claim: Raw milk is good for you. 

False: We’re pretty sure he’s thinking of yogurt. 

Claim: Direct-to-consumer advertising for pharmaceuticals is harmful.

False: For many Americans, these ads are the only opportunity they have to watch a woman sea kayak with her husband. 

Claim: RFK Jr.’s health claims have proven to increase lifespans.

True: However, it is easy to beat the average Kennedy lifespan.

Claim: Lobbyists need to be removed from the healthcare process.

True: But good luck with that, big guy. 

Claim: Antidepressants cause mass shootings.

Unverified: No one will ever know what causes mass shootings, so there’s no point in even thinking about them.

Claim: Chinese citizens are far less susceptible to Covid-19 than Americans.

Partially true: With RFK Jr. in charge, pretty much everyone will be healthier than Americans.

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Big Pharmaman scarecrow among our midst  acton mass


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfvtky4o5YI&ab_channel=TheOnion


two of our favourite minds: jon & heather CR
worth watching this vodcast:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7cKOaBdFWo



from ELDER HOSTILE, happy thanksgiving, everybody!















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