EH S2 E4 Driving & Holiday Season Issue

 we're hoping you like our newly revised blog called ELDER HOSTILE.  please write to us with any suggestions, criticism, praise, obscenities, etc.  

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We here at HQ in Massachusetts encourage all immigrants to come here.  We need you to be the ones who obey the speed limit & traffic laws.

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along that vein or artery, one oldie comes to mind that needs reposting:

here in massachusnuts, where we revere our old people (seniors), we designed a completely dedicated highway exit system. just for them! statewide!  our tax dollars at work during retirement!


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serious department:

heavy, brilliant and highly recommended, The Empusium:

 (esp. you Silesians out there)

and also, Drive Your Plow Over the Bones of the Dead, a previous work

666

from The Onion:

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

Published:

MADISON, WI—In the hours following a violent rampage in Wisconsin in which a lone attacker killed at least two individuals and injured six others, citizens living in the only country where this kind of mass killing routinely occurs reportedly concluded Monday that there was no way to prevent the massacre from taking place. “This was a terrible tragedy, but sometimes these things just happen and there’s nothing anyone can do to stop them,” said Maryland resident Jonathan Pallard, echoing sentiments expressed by tens of millions of individuals who reside in a nation where over half of the world’s deadliest mass shootings have occurred in the past 50 years and whose citizens are 20 times more likely to die of gun violence than those of other developed nations. “It’s a shame, but what can we do? There really wasn’t anything that was going to keep this individual from snapping and killing a lot of people if that’s what they really wanted.” At press time, residents of the only economically advanced nation in the world where roughly two mass shootings have occurred every month for the past eight years were referring to themselves and their situation as “helpless.”

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santa claus either got off on the wrong stop, or is a very cool dude.  our reporters are the best.  they recently captured this at the Western Wall.  this exclusive shot of Santa Praying is our way  at ELDER HOSTILE of wishing you a very merry whateverTF gives your life meaning".  

then, remember, on jan 1st we all hit the "repeat" button.  

HAPPY EVERYTHING!! to all of the EH out there!!! 

from the staff and your editor, morris mishegoss














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