EH S2 E12 Takeover in Progress---Please Stand By


                       democracy: we're working on the problem and hope to                         return you to our regularly scheduled programming.


"WTF!? these people are fuckin' crazy!  i'm going back down until this shit passes, even if it takes a full millennium.  honey, where are our passports?"

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am i the only one who thinks John Williams' music all sounds the same and Phillip Glass' doesn't?

--- mm, ed.

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EH's new column: Moments of Lucidity

at some point during every day (and it could be at any) do you think that "the whole world is having a nervous breakdown and going insane?".....and, then one nano-second later, your brain, addled as it is at this point in your crusty & increasingly degrading life, suspects it is rather you who is the one losing it?  At that point, do you realize that you can't get your head around the concept of King of the United States. and,  you know the better of the two alternatives is for you to remain insane and turn to studying proper english grammar?

 



United States of New England* kinda has a nice ring to it, no?

*comprised of the six new england states plus new york because we know they have a lot of money. it would be set up kinda like NYNEX in the old days post AT&T monopoly breakup

AL, MS, LA, TX, IN, OK, GA, SC, TN & esp FL: fuck off!

**********

are we headed back to this?  is it deja vu all over again?






as seen by the side of the road in New Hampshire, 
back in November 2021:



Music Section if you have Spotify:

https://open.spotify.com/track/5AZGbqiIK5t1jrWSPT7k8X?si=ff25f5aef80e42f0

https://open.spotify.com/track/0qji3d30NrKnfRdr3FVKy9?si=859df74410e84b50

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