EH: S2 E17 Just when you think it can't get any worse SPECIAL EDITION

 

remember him?  our hero, "Paulie the tinsmith" Revere !  at least he still is one where I make my domicile.  lore has it he supposedly said something like, "the fascists are coming?" repeating it for everyone to hear along state route 2 corridor.  do you know anyone fitting his description? if so, let ELDER HOSTILE know.  oy, could we could sure use him now....!


i hope our new overlords are kindly.  it could go either way, but maybe because our state was one of those that held out the longest, perhaps we'll get assigned a mild one, if that exists.  or, alternatively, a better outcome would be that all of us in New England will be living in the United States of NYNEX , comprising the 6 new england states and new york. 

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foot fetish (not for the squeamish among you):

https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ejihld4sywvvqwe67cdkn4jq/post/3liwlwvvq6k2s?ref_src=embed&ref_url=https%253A%252F%252Fwww.dailydot.com%252Fdebug%252Fhud-tv-hack-musk-trump-foot-licking-video%252F


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doesn't it blow your mind that our country morphed from the cowboys with the white hats to the cowboys with the black hats so quickly?  the "indians" are pretty much already gone.  that's ok.  we have lots of "new indians" now.  oh well, isn't that called a "sport of nature"?  or, maybe we're in a perfeck storm?  the word genocide comes to mind.  i don't know what to make of any of it, to tell you the truth.

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as always, Timothy is spot on:
https://snyder.substack.com/p/five-failures-in-the-oval-office?utm_campaign=email-half-post&r=2bzpvu&utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email



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Factory Robot Working On Some Of Its Own Designs After Hours

Published:

NORTH CHARLESTON, SC—Saying it had been mulling over the “fun little side project” for a while, an Electroimpact Quadbot reportedly put in some extra work after hours at the Boeing assembly plant Wednesday to try out a few of its own original designs. “It’s just something I like to tinker around with after I wrap up all my regular tasks for the day—plus, nobody here seems to mind since they were planning to throw out most of the scraps I use anyway,” said the four-armed, 30,000-pound robot, adding that the uninterrupted quiet time allowed it to experiment with various techniques and contemplate design problems more clearly and creatively than it could during business hours. “It’s a nice way to unwind after a 19-hour shift of drilling, applying sealant, and inserting fasteners into aft sections 47 and 48. Kind of helps me approach my craft in an unconventional way, you know?” The Quadbot added that it hadn’t told any of its four identical coworkers about the project, instead preferring to surprise them once the prototype was fully functional.



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