EH: S2 E20 the news is fastmoving and we feel your pain....apologies for the frequency of posts SPECIAL EDITION




MUST WATCH !!!   LA VÉRITÉ   (8.5 min investment)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmDVrV7QRrU

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Yeah, it really happened department:  during Trump's Congressional speech the other night he called Elizabeth Warren "Pocahontas", a vile slur on so many levels to mention.  However, whilst out for a drive this afternoon, our crack reporter, Rafe (pronounced RALF) Lipshitz, luckily spotted our esteemed Senator from the Commonwealth on the freaking 13th hole of the golf course at the lovely Sandy Burr Country Club in Wayland MA!  Did you ever?  Here she is heroically & dutifully sending a signal to every sane person in the country/world to come to our aid and stop the madness.  Thank God we live in Massachusetts and have her as our representative fighting for us.




ELDER HOSTILE has prepared and is ready for global warming: 
we just got our highly prized, recalibrated, and accurate (of course its accurate stupid, its made in Germany)
minimum temp 20+ Fahrenheit-Gezunteit thermostat installed in the newsroom  we're prepared at ELDER HOSTILE


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speed is crucial to their plan.  it is crucial if they are ever to succeed with the acquisition/takeover.  that's certainly why they have come out of the gate as fast as they have.  obvious tactic of stun, surprise, awe, disorientation with fake distractions, etc.

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the great laura ramoso imitation of: "My german mother in the morning"

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BkGCmbhccZM



do not buy these!.....we think we know who owns the company


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watch for our next issue where our restaurant reviewer (JMcG) reports back after a visit to newton mass for a new iteration on how to make GenZ diners happy.  look for it in the next issue.  here's their website to get your saliva glands working:
The Savage Weiner

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Two EH "talk you off the ledge" songs (spotify required)


https://open.spotify.com/track/5635VeZSLGB0A97RsrBJsi?si=923efa1e05844d05

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