EH: S2 E22 Do you have tight nuts or a rusty tool?

 

RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore  THE ONION

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WASHINGTON—Addressing the ongoing outbreak in Texas that has infected at least 124 state residents and killed one child, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. vowed Thursday to make measles deaths so common that they wouldn’t be upsetting anymore. “When President Trump appointed me, I pledged to desensitize Americans to preventable death by making it such a normal, everyday occurrence that people would just shrug it off,” said Kennedy, who added that the current epidemic, which is considered Texas’ largest in 30 years, was the first step to one day fully numbing citizens to the experience of watching each other die painful measles-related deaths. “We’ve been following this outbreak since it began in late January, and we’re proud to announce that Americans across the country are already jaded enough to throw up their hands and dismiss it as just another sensationalized news story. As it spreads, we will continue to fan the flames in the hope that if someone you know and love succumbs to a measles infection, you won’t even bat an eyelash.” At press time, Kennedy added that one day measles deaths would be so common that no one would even care if he died from the disease, too.

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HISTORY COLUMN: As a kid growing up in america, do you remember Charles DeGaulle?  well, it turns out he was right about his country pulling out of NATO.  he concluded that europe cannot depend on the USA to help defend itself and european defense must become self-reliant.  how most prescient, non?!

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part of their game plan?


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 our hero:

"We must especially beware of that small group of selfish men who would clip the wings of the American Eagle in order to feature their own nests. "
 
— FDR, Four Freedoms Speech
January, 1941
 
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US Armed Forces Poster:


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today's mot du jour: Fascism  (yes, the f word again)

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Our Cooking Editor at  ELDER HOSTILE spied this recipe for us.
Oy! your brains will fall out it's so good!  "Definitely in the running for the Pasta Mombo Award" - quotes Jewish Kreplach Today Magazine

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