EH: S3 E4 Special MOVEMENT Edition

 

God Bless America! 

Land of Conspicuous Consumption and Status Seeking Extraordinaire

our intrepid social reporter, Giralda Rivera, while on assignment spotted these

 this week

a $300,000 vehicle which got you to your lunch with your girlfriend in Newton Centre to look at swatches for the new living room reno... critical decisions that need to be made right away

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a $92,025 brand new Bimmer X5,  plus..........

.....Elon, Holy Cross & Wash and Lee, where list price tuition, room and board for progeny come to a nice round $210,000 per annum   add another $23,000 per child allowance to cover term paper purchases, alcohol, drugs, birth control, and defense attorneys

and about that whale stickah on the right bottom? 

(Whale) Child Safety Seat Occupant Identification Program

so, there are more kids on the way? or their kids are geniuses already at 2 years? 

(certainly all of 'em are well above average)


why not a bigger BMW X7?  the family decided to make sacrifices in order to "save the earth" and are driving a smaller size vehicle than the Escalade traded in back in december 2024   "it makes one feel so good about oneself"



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one of my old faves courtesy of the onion : 



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last week our travel editor, Rick Sneeze, did this walk on water crossing the Hudson River with dear & old friends. there and back....highly recommend if you are in the hudson valley of new york state  a sublimely beautiful spot

Walkway Over the Hudson
https://walkway.org/



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Spray-Painted Penis Only Thing Holding Cybertruck Together




English campaign group Led by Donkeys and Germanys Center for Political Beauty beamed an image of Musk making his...

English campaign group Led by Donkeys and Germany’s Center for Political Beauty beamed an image of Musk making his Nazi-like salute onto Tesla’s gigafactory in Berlin, with “Heil” projected next to the lit Tesla logo.

 Photograph: Led by Donkeys
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