EH S2 E10: special ERT DAY+1 CELEBRATION edition

 Generalissimo Dumbfuck (Homo sapiens defectivum)



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happy belated passover!  

don't miss the rabbi lighting up here plus, all the wonderful products; its a veritable mitzvah!

Tokin Jew


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Veed in Deutschland


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SCIENCE TODAY COLUMN


today is Earth Day, woo hoo.


The Pale Blue Dot (all ours)

 

Background

The 4.5 billion-year-old Earth is the only known astronomical object to harbor life, giving rise to billions of species of stunning diversity, including ours, Homo sapiens. It has formed the backdrop of an estimated 110 billion human lives.  And, look what we've done to it so far!

 

At 13.1 septillion pounds and 25,000 miles in circumference, the third planet from the sun long formed the horizon of all human experience and knowledge (watch overview).  Oy, time to call Weight Watchers.

 

Recent discoveries have revealed our home planet’s relative size and location in the universe: a pale blue dot within the Orion Spur, located 26,000 light-years from the center of the Milky Way Galaxy, one of 100,000 galaxies within the Laniakea Supercluster, even tho' most people think the Laniakea Supercluster is a five star resort on the the Big Island Hawaii.

 

Formation

Early Earth is theorized to have formed alongside the other planets within a solar nebula, where a massive cloud of spinning, interstellar gas and dust contracted under its own gravity and flattened into a hot disk (watch visualization).  In other words, someone made one big MF fart.

 

The core of the disk became dense with lighter elements like hydrogen, eventually heating up and triggering nuclear fusion, forming the sun. Solar wind pushed lighter elements farther out into the system, while heavier metals like iron gathered into increasingly larger masses known as planetesimals in a process called accretion to form the Earth and other inner rocky planets.  Try saying that fast three times.

 

As the protoplanet grew, heat from the colliding material and radioactive decay differentiated Earth’s heavier iron-rich core from its lighter rocky mantle, giving rise to Earth’s magnetic field and long-term stability. Various models suggest Earth’s formation took tens of millions of years.  This action allowed refrigerator magnets to explosively spawn and multiply.

 

Two billion years later, Earth changed dramatically when cyanobacteria, a microbe, evolved to generate energy from sunlight (i.e., photosynthesis) and release oxygen as a byproduct into the atmosphere during the Great Oxidation Event.  Usually held semi-annually in the Coachella Valley or, less frequently, but sometimes, Bayonne or Paterson, New Jersey.


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the great Laura R, so spot on.........so spot on:

Checking in at the Airport in Italy


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