EH S2 E15: huge (and also VERY big) announcement! we have a new travel editor at ELDER HOSTILE

 read about our new Travel Editor, Gerri, at the end of this post!

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                THANK GOD!  

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                       How people spend their time 1930-2025



is he dead yet?


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“Every time I start to think about the water, Trump comes up with another stupid distraction.”

yes, you read it right.  we have a new Travel Editor at EH.  her name is Gerri Atrik.  she (they/them/it) has/have a solid background in travel with visits around the globe including western europe, eastern europe (before the wall came down, so cutting edge), the caribbean, 46 of the continental USA states, the Nevele in the Catskills, Canadia, Japan, and the tony Sheepshead Bay Beach all the way out to The Striving Hamptons.  look soon for Gerri's forthcoming impressions from a recent trip to Ireland*. you won't want to miss them !!!

[*EU country that mainly speaks English, and has a big positive balance in its own exchequer, maybe even have one of these, too:

the Exchequer of the Jews

  1. (historical) A division of the Court of Exchequer at Westminster that recorded and regulated the taxes and the law-cases of the Jews in England and Wales, operating from the late 1190s until the eventual expulsion of the Jews in 1290, including Lefty Lipshitz, the Berliner family's very own mouthpiece.]

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