EH S3 E2: special PHALANTIR* issue

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Yid­dish proverb: No one knows whose tomor­row it will be, though I have my suspicions.

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a full page ad in the August issue of The Atlantic

PALANTIR

  

Welcome to AI, your next government!  ...they already have all our data

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Woids, New Yawk Style...very cool & fun website

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For Valentine's Day, my wife finally fulfilled a fantasy of mine when she dressed up as a nurse.

At last, I got to roleplay having access to healthcare.


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some headlines du jour



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intellectuals, upon which we base everything we do

OUR DRIVING ETHOS:

רובֿ מענטשן זענען נאַריש

ほとんどの人は愚かだ

la madre degli idioti e sempre incinta

!معظم الناس أغبياء

ज़्यादातर लोग मूर्ख हैं

tá an chuid is mó daoine dúr!

більшість людей дурні!

la plupart des gens sont stupides!

die meisten Leute sind dumm!

la maggior parte delle persone è stupida!

большинство людей глупы!

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