EH S3 E4: Geoff Epstein for Mayor [special edition]

 Geoff Epstein is running for mayor in Framingham, Massachusetts?

Who knew?

We at EH understand he has a very young staff running his campaign.

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the mohel on a tiny penis concerto

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Post Alaska "summit":

what does Vlad have on Donnie?

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this comes as no surprise....

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George Will column

now its our turn to be rescued by europe

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TACO: Trump always chickens out...

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tsundoku....do you know what that is?

https://bigthink.com/neuropsych/do-i-own-too-many-books/?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=weeklynewsletter

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Portrait in Assclownery: CBS's New Despot

Jul 29

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A sperm much like the one that gave us David Ellison. (Raycat via Getty Images)

Allow me to offer belated congratulations to David Ellison, the new owner/overlord of Paramount Pictures.

I say “belated” because I should have congratulated him in 1982.

That was the year that one of the billions of sperm produced by Larry Ellison, Oracle’s co-founder and the world’s second-richest man, helped conceive the nepo-embryo who, nine months later, would be christened David.

Without that propitious act of fertilization, the newest chapter in the debasement of the American media could never have been written.

Having gobbled up parent company Paramount, this overconfident member of the Lucky Sperm Club has also become the proprietor of CBS News—easily the most dire pairing since RFK Jr. was entrusted with the nation’s health.

Given who their new boss is, employees in the news division of the former Tiffany Network must be praying that they receive the same brand of parental neglect long enjoyed by Tiffany Trump.

Alas, that outcome seems unlikely, for it appears that Larry Ellison’s assclownerrific spawn intends to give CBS News his full malign attention.

Though David spent months salivating over Paramount’s mountain of intellectual property, he’s shown zero interest in a piece of IP that’s in the public domain: the First Amendment. In particular, that blather about “freedom of the press.”

In order to secure FCC approval for the Paramount deal, Ellison promised that CBS News would appoint an “ombudsman” to eliminate “bias” at the division.

What kind of “bias” would this commissar—I mean, ombudsman—seek to root out?

Maybe the kind that the Wall Street Journal displayed when it reported that Jeffrey Epstein’s BFF drew him a porny birthday card: a reckless and inexcusable preference for the truth.

With Ellison scheduled to seize control of CBS next Thursday, the stopwatch at the beginning of “60 Minutes” now seems like the Doomsday Clock.

Am I being too hard on David? That’s not my intention. In fact, he has my deepest sympathy. It must be terrible being constantly mistaken for Eric Trump.

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Stephen Miller, the Shanda

Wikipedia says: "The Fourteen Words" (also abbreviated 14 or 1488) is a reference to two slogans originated by the American domestic terrorist David Eden Lane,[1][2] one of nine founding members of the defunct white supremacist terrorist organization The Order,[3] and are accompanied by Lane's "88 Precepts". The slogans have served as a rallying cry for militant white nationalists internationally.[4] The primary slogan in the Fourteen Words is, We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children,[1][5][6][7] Followed by the secondary slogan: because the beauty of the White Aryan woman must not perish from the Earth.[8]

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SHOWER WORLD according to Jerry Seinfeld:

"i've got to take a shower.  I'm not dirty. I just need that break.  The shower is the only real break you get in life.  When you're in the shower, it's like you've left the world.  When you're asleep, they can bother you.  But not when you're in the shower.  People call on the phone, other people have to answer...  "Yeah, no...There's no way anyone can reach him.  He's in the shower. I'm sorry. There's nothing anyone can do."  And when you get out of the shower you're still not available.  "I'm going to have to call you back.  I just got out of the shower.  Don't you understand?  I JUST GOT OUT.  I was naked, singing, rubbing myself all over.  I'm not back to reality.  I was living a complete fantasy life."

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“if and when generative AI becomes ethical technology” and "having their heads on backward" [be advised: this article has been given a 4-Oyvey! Rating]

Google Launches Personalized Gemini Storybook App to Industry Concern

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