EH S3 E5: The Increasing Significance of July 6th SPECIAL EDITION
Unveiled just before the Fourth of July, Judith de Leeuw unveiled a mural, which shows the Statue of Liberty covering her eyes in shame, and caused a sensation. The piece, which was painted in France for the URBX Festival in Roubaix, is a direct response to President Donald Trump’s recent immigration policies and mass deportations. After witnessing a news report about an immigrant taken from his home while his child watched, the Dutch artist knew that she had to make a statement.
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Everybody: Mark your calendars for next year!
July 6th, always special, has another reason to celebrate.
check it out:
[remember: tongue optional with previous permission given by signed afikomen]
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The GOP:
HEY DONNY-BOY, WE'RE HERE TO GIVE YOU AN INTERVENTION....
Our prayers are with you.....
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Late 20th Century Angst:
remember when you bought subscriptions to magazines and one week later you got the previous and often obsolete 6 issues they published, making your 1 year subscription really 1/2 year and not 50% off the regular rate? Today, that behavior has spread to become the default setting for doing business in America. I think they call it a symptom of "late stage capitalism". at least in the books.
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did you know we have groundhogs in Lexington?
at least one.
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as many of you know, since our esteemed editor has recently set high tariffs on all imported ducks entering the workplace resulting in the pipeline supply completely erased. many of our readers have asked us "what is it like to give up receiving presents that feed one's addiction?" in 4 words, "it hasn't been easy!" [in 5 words, "it has not been easy!"]. and most of you ask us why rubber ducks*? we respond, "why the fuck not, bunkie?". they're cheap and affordable, not severely impacting the little retirement nest egg that my lovely spouse manages better than Peter Lynch ever could. In addition, it keeps them out of the garbage stream....they cannot ever enter the vortex in the middle of pacific ocean with all the other plastic waste for you to see in person on a Greenpeace cruise highlighting despoiled planetary sites. if ELDER HOSTILE collected Rembrandts, Picassos, or Modigliani's (our fave, even with that absinthe thing going on), maybe we would have one? maybe two? Unlikely for sure. Instead, we have thousands to marvel at. Have a nice day and fuck off about this.
*btw, they're really not made of rubber, but some toxic shit from China you don't ask about with an expression my mother would use: if you know what's good for you.
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this edition's "talk-you-off-the-ledge" songs (spotify req)
14 min escape:
do not forget our overriding mantra from which our inspiration derived from our founding intellectuals, upon which we base everything we do:
"most people are stupid!"
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do you want to know how the story ends?
stay with ELDER HOSTILE to find out
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