SHOCKING NEWS !!!! attempted murder made on our beloved editor, morris mishegoss !!!! 8 spent gun shells on desk after attack at precisely 8:07 am today, shortly after finishing his prescribed "eat me if you know what's good for you!"* breakfast diet regimen, an intruder made its way into our EH corporate headquarters, bypassing security personnel, and shot our beloved editor 8 times at point blank range, no more distance than John Wilkes Booth's performance. six shots entered our beloved's brain and two severed his spinal column. (L5 and L6 for the record, if you must know) mishegoss is resting comfortably after surgery in a single private room at a Harvard teaching hospital and doctors are convinced he will be back at his desk in no time...."good as new most likely in a couple of days" says his chief sturgeon, Dr. Justin Nextogod MD & his very successful LLC the perpetrator, immediately after the shots were fired, was swiftly attacked by a larg...
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