EH S3 E8: special "is there a duckter in the house?"

ICE Goes Undercover in Memphis

An exclusive first look at their latest operation.


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MEMPHIS (The Borowitz Report)—Abandoning their customary black vests and masks, ICE agents have gone undercover in Memphis, DHS Secretary Kristi Noem confirmed on Wednesday.

Noem defended her department’s expenditure of $85,000 to outfit the agents in sequined jumpsuits, arguing that such a disguise was necessary for ICE to blend into the population inconspicuously.

Issuing a stern warning to the city of Memphis, Noem declared, “If I see something that appears to be nothing but a hound dog, I will shoot it.”

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our ducks here at EH know how to stay in shape.  herewith: drake #256 performing his daily pushup routine
{n.b.: male, no fatties, no beard & no mascara}
he's bucking for the Assistant Secretary of War position
Let's wish him duck!



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Yet another contribution to the proof that the United Snates of America has lost its mind:

🚨The Russian asset in the White House & his regime just visually catalogued every single flag officer in our military, and televised it across the globe.

If that does not raise massive alarm bells for you, then you are woefully fucking stupid.




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been exactly there....only difference for us it was Aetna

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we lost a supreme Homo sapiens this week...
MUST READ FOR COURSE CREDIT
{along with some wonderful immigration advice}

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wonderful art from
BRUCE MC CALL
Felon's Club, 2004
Gouache on board
12" X 9"
Cover of The New Yorker, January 12, 2004


King Kong Call by Bruce McCall
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as seen in NYC







and, an andy b, the great:
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In the end, they got their guy. Or rather, they didn’t.


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our music reporter, Ken Wood McIntosh-Marantz RAVES that this album just released is outtafuckinsight! he gives it a 10 star review
(spotify required):



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