EH S3 E14: not duck soup, DUCK SHIT plus extra: a post halloween special bonus edition on a jeffrey epstein investigation
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post halloween edition
it turns out our HQ'ers street is the winner & the acme, apex, etc, of the trick or treat turnout medal. at HQ'ers we had over 400 kids last night. our street neighbors have corroborated & confirmed our data. it would surely make sense: we are at the 50 Yard line and the only straightaway street in the neighborhood; we are also flat, have normal sized lots with front doors near the street.....we're talking heaven here for the little rugrats.
while on the street, one of our cub reporters polled the parents with the question of "what was most on their minds?" 34% responded with "I wonder what Stephen Miller (akas Pee Wee German) is going to be dressed up as tonight on Halloween?" just then one of the parents shepherding his twins spotted Stephen and it turned out Stephen had no costume.....just his everyday clothes. Horror ensued! Our camerathey was right there to take a photo:
a real request regarding a bat costume from one in our neighborhood online group. [we couldn't resist. sorry, Oy!---ed.]
"Hi neighbors, my 10 year old has decided her bat costume would be better and fancier with a black tutu. Does anyone have one they’d be willing to lend or pass on?"
When insomnia was normal
For centuries, humans slept in two distinct phases each night. First sleep lasted until around midnight, then people woke for an hour or more before the second sleep carried them to dawn. During this wakeful period, they prayed, reflected on dreams, socialized, or enjoyed intimate moments. Historical records from Europe, Africa, and Asia all describe this pattern as completely normal. Homer and Virgil mentioned it. Medieval monks scheduled prayers around it. Pre-industrial diaries treated it as unremarkable.
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The Industrial Revolution killed segmented sleep. Electric lighting extended working hours. Factory whistles demanded early starts. Within a few decades, the ancient rhythm had vanished so completely that we now treat middle-of-the-night waking as insomnia. In 1992, researcher Thomas Wehr confined volunteers to extended darkness. They naturally adopted the old two-phase pattern within weeks, suggesting our bodies still remember. This discovery fascinates me because it explains why I often wake at 3 AM feeling perfectly alert. My body tells me it's time to start my between-sleeps activities. Instead, I lie there, wanting to go to sleep again, when actually I’m experiencing humanity’s original bedtime routine. Evolution designed us for biphasic sleep. Capitalism redesigned us for continuous exhaustion.
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Self Help Column:
https://substack.com/@subtleenergy/note/c-171399782?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=1toffv
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3 miles from EH headquarters this week on route 2 eastbound, today gone
Traveling
I have been to many places but never in Kahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone you have to be in Kahoots with someone.
I have also never been in Cognito, I hear no one recognizes you there.
I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my children, friends, family and work.
I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump and I'm not too big on physical activity anymore.
I have also been in Doubt. That's a sad place to go and I try not to visit there too often.
I have been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.
Sometimes I'm in Capable and I go there more often as I'm getting older.
One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense!! It really gets the adrenaline flowing and pumps up the old heart!! At my age, I need all the stimuli I can get!
I may have been in Continent. I don’t remember what country that was in. It's an age thing. They tell me it is very wet and damp there.
Please do your part. You can do your bit by remembering to send this to at least one unstable person.
My job is done. Life is too short for negative drama and petty things. So laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.
t/y mc
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spied on the wall of one of our doctors' office:
Donnie goes off on his "Black soldiers" in Union Station, Washington DC
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Trump Accused Of Using Makeup To Conceal Ventilator
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from our friendly neighbors to the north, CANADIA
Nation’s therapists know what they’re going to be talking about this week
TORONTO – Canada’s psychologists, psychiatrists and PTSD specialists are
all pretty confident they know what they’ll be covering with their patients
this week.
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and this just in
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LocalFamily of 5 enjoys 24 hour window where nobody sick
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Santana Me Retio! (a love song) spotify required
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our "no surprise there" department:
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WARNING: The following post is 100% factual (because I couldn’t make it up).
In an unhinged speech to Memphis police officers last month, Stephen Miller (aka Pee-Wee German) said of gang members, “They think that they’re tough. They have no idea how tough we are. They think that they’re hardcore. We are so much more hardcore than they are.”
Given how hardcore he says he is, I thought it was worth asking: How hardcore is Stephen Miller, really?
On June 17, 2018, Miller, a tireless cheerleader for wrenching migrant children from their parents, was dining at Espita Mezcaleria, a Mexican restaurant in Washington. Recognizing him from his sweaty performances at the White House podium, a fellow diner called out, “Hey look guys, whoever thought we’d be in a restaurant with a real-life fascist begging [for] money for new cages?”
Surprisingly, Miller didn’t take this opportunity to defend his beloved policy of family separation. According to a witness, he scurried away.
But Miller’s fear of restaurant patrons is nothing compared to his fear of chalk.
According to ARLnow, a site covering local news in Arlington and Falls Church, Virginia, Miller freaked out after peaceful protesters wrote a series of messages in chalk on the pavement outside his Arlington home, including “Stephen Miller is destroying democracy,” “stop the kidnapping,” we [love] immigrants,” “hate has no home in Arlington,” “no white nationalism,” and “trans rights are human rights.”
Miller called the messages “terroristic threats,” and, in an act of extreme chalkophobia, put his house up for sale.
So it turns out Stephen Miller isn’t very hardcore. Like his boss, Stephen Miller always chickens out.
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war criminal Dick Chaney:
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The Onion Investigates Jeffrey Epstein
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