EH S3 E19: Homo sapiens defectivum dementus

Homo sapiens defectivum dementus 

Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke

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hey man, we're all stressed....and, that means all of us
Raccoon Breaks Into Liquor Store and Passes Out

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chuckie s and his pals

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Trump Claims MRI on His Brain Found Nothing

Andy Borowitz

Dec 01, 2025 


 WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Boasting about his cognitive health, on Monday Donald J. Trump asserted than an MRI performed on his brain found nothing.

“I had a perfect MRI,” he told reporters. “The greatest doctors in the country looked at my brain and came up empty.”

Trump said there was no point in releasing his MRI because “there’s nothing to see,” adding, “It’s like the East Wing.”

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Hey guys...what are we looking at?



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Pete Hegseth Wakes Up At 3 P.M. With Dozen Missed Calls From The Hague

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AI Humor du jour:

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"Unfortunately, many people do not consider fun an important item on their daily agenda. For me, that was always a high priority in whatever I was doing."

- Chuck Yeager


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An Editorial and major Announcement: so we all know Vlad is going to make a major move before the midterm elections, probably here within the good ole USA.  And, the MAGAs are surely planning a spectacular "event" to grab everyone's attention and create fear.  I wonder if they're coordinating the timing of the attacks for maximum effect.  ELDER HOSTILE will be running a Super Bowl type Takeover Squares contest where you can pick the date of both events. You can win big prizes.
 
Stay tuned for further details.

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Donald Trump has been going in for a lot of MRIs lately, but they most certainly, most definitely, and in no way are about what we think they are about.

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And yet an MRI image leaked…

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That magnificent brain of his kept shutting off during his cabinet meeting.

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https://x.com/Gmanmaximus/status/1994713046632337855?s=20




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happenin' thing here in cambridge this week

Join Thoreau Foundation faculty grantee Dr. Trent Preszler at the Harvard Book Store at 7pm on December 12th for the launch of his new book EVERGREEN!
Harvard Bookstore event info:  https://www.harvard.com/event/trent-preszler
The event is free, no tickets required.


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