EH S3 E21: Special Xmas Edition, extra Special Edition

 don't miss the windows....




fifth night of SLAVA UNKRAINI MENORAH !!!!!


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Santa got off at the wrong bus stop, "Wailing Wall" instead of "Bethlehem" ...............but it's okay



Oy! to the World





when you stop listening to people...

https://substack.com/@1debbie/note/c-186971320?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=1toffv 

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 we have a duck here at EH who is into bondage.  
they send their season's greetings to you


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Photos previously released by the House Oversight Dems had made it pretty clear that these guys were besties. Who else puts your image on something like this?





a sport of nature:





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On further reflection, maybe that’s not so surprising.

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who said intelligence is required & necessary for holding an international cabinet post?







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Homo sapiens defectivum dementus diapers:



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this just in: at the Kennedy Center

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