EH S4 E12 Nein, nein, und NEIN!

 



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breaking news: FBI says that Iran could attack California with drones, 
per ABC News



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Remembrance of Things Past
a spot of Newtonian wisdom often recited within the household during youthful days....


For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction

Forces always come in pairs?  Everything comes in pairs, eyes, hands, shoes, trousers........




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Close encounters of the creepy kind?

With oil pushing above $100/barrel, is the war really the distraction now?

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EH's "Not So Fast, Speak for Yourself" Column:

Bret Stephens' thought-provoking take

We Jews Have the Honor of Being Hated* – Commentary Magazine https://share.google/itOhslzyY6r83ogxQ 

*not really good for survival, and other things  

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well it looks like the posse has finally mounted its horses and not a moment too soon.  it's still a toss up who's gonna take the gold medal in the end.....but, we have our suspicions here at EH.   for further understanding of the conflict, EH has assigned our top reporter for this story, Dan Rather Knott.  This is what he has come up with on a most pressing issue of the day.

and don't forget our motto:

ONE NATION UNDER GOD


which religious group will be the last to give up on donnie?

1) evangelical christians, they got the destruction of the Dept of Education (a promise filled very early on) and the green light for every classroom in america to teach: "you-know-who" is gonna save us all

2) hard core catholic radicals who have some kind of hang-up regarding the subject (subjugation?) of women.  they get the "gold standard" of all their wet dreams: abortion abolition

3) crazy fascist jews* and their wannabee families

*see ref: Netanyahu, S Miller, Kushner, Epstein, Lutnick, Witkoff, etc

we want to hear from you!  which one do you think will be the last to desert DJT?  and, why?


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from the White House: nice shot of a servicewoman in the oval office...

but alas, she is 100% courtesy of AI  

underage you say?


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turn up the volume for this video:

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ron charles book review:

https://open.substack.com/pub/roncharles/p/the-divorce-revolution-comes-to-suburbia?utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=email


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talk you off the ledge song du jour

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