special: the past presents itself column
from a very smaht guy
Dr Brz back in 2012
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HOTLIPS
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And now an update from
the real WEATHER CHANNEL
the first chapter really grabbed us & we kept reading.
Good Morning. There was some good news announced earlier this month, but you probably didn’t hear about it. That’s because it wasn’t news about something that is going to happen; rather, it was news about something that isn’t. Thanks to new observations from the James Webb Space Telescope (JWST), NASA announced that the moon will be spared from what could have been a very explosive run-in with a “city-killer” asteroid in 2032. This new data suggests that, instead, asteroid 2024 YR4 will pass 13,200 miles from the lunar surface. The agency had previously given this asteroid a 4% chance of hitting the moon, which might not sound like much, but is actually pretty high stakes, so far as these things go. The large asteroid, estimated to stretch between 174 and 220 feet in diameter, was first discovered in 2024, and scientists have been closely tracking it ever since. Early concerns were that it could potentially hit Earth; if an asteroid this size did hit our planet, it could wipe out a city, carrying the equivalent force of 500 atomic bombs. The good news? We don’t have to worry about that happening, either to us or to our cold, silent satellite. |
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phew! dodged that! we now have nothing to worry about! - Ed.
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nyc mayoral race
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