EH S4 E15: Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent SPECIAL EDITION

 



Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.

Isaac Asimov


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“April hath put a spirit of youth in everything” - William Shakespeare


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Mr. Bean:

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"Clean out your desk, Pam Bondi and vacate the building!"




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REVERSAL OF FORTUNE
a follow-up to a previous post's lead story:

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437 days into Donald Trump's term

The president's net approval rating is -20,
down 1.1 points since last week.
36% approve, 57% disapprove, 7% not sure
Last updated on April 2nd 2026
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Jimmy C Lets Loose

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A very deep "Little Marco"


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we love "automating the raves" at EH
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Karl Starmarx




Andy Nails It !!!



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a Symptom of Civil Breakdown

whilst out shopping for hardware and other home items, a friendly reminder.....
[of course, assuming the consumer can read]

as seen in Lowe's home depot, central Massachusetts




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NH: LIVE FREE AND DIE!
and in

Man seen walking nude around N.H. town was suffering from ‘possible medical condition,’ police say

No charges have been filed at this time, police said Thursday afternoon.

By John Waller

1 minute to read

Update: The man seen walking nude in Bedford, New Hampshire, neighborhoods early Thursday morning “was suffering from a possible medical condition,” police said an investigation determined.

Police said in an updated release Thursday afternoon that the man had been in contact with them, which led to the investigation. “No charges have been filed at this time,” police said, adding that the investigation remained ongoing.

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Initial story below:

Police in Bedford, New Hampshire, are looking to identify a man who was seen walking around various neighborhoods while nude early Thursday morning.

Officers responded to the area of Elizabeth Way and Connie Court at about 5 a.m. for reports about the man walking up a driveway.

“A preliminary investigation determined that the unidentified man had walked up several driveways between 2 a.m. and 3 a.m.,” police said in a release. “While conducting a search of the area, officers observed an open door to a residence. Bedford Police made entry into the home, and no one was located.”

Police have released (waist-up) photos of the man and are asking anyone with information to call 603-472-5113.

It also may not have been the man’s first nude outing, according to police.

“The individual also appears to fit the description of two similar reports made in the past two weeks of an individual seen running nude on Campbell Road in the early morning hours,” the release notes.

"since he was a little boy, he always ran a little warm" --- mother of perp

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A GIANT LEAP IN WORKER PRODUCTIVITY!
word of du jour...

workslop (uncountable)

  1. (neologism) Content generated by artificial intelligence that is presented by an employee as useful work but serves no meaningful purpose.

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uh oh!  here come the crazy Americans.......




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Figure of the day: 3,000, the number of new outlets McDonald’s is due to open in China in the next three years, in addition to its existing 7,000.

some would consider this an act of war and in conflict with the Geneva Convention.
  (just sayin' )-- Ed.

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Doris Day


John Prine

Bob Marley 

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