barry blitt
ELDER HOSTILE predicts the future
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i'd sue the bastard!
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"AI can make mistakes, so double-check responses" is on the bottom left every time i use google's AI. does the word irony come to mind?
Tesla boss Elon Musk has said he resists efforts to reduce his tax bill. But a Reuters review of thousands of documents shows the carmaker has saved substantial sums through apparently legal loopholes. For all but one of the past 20 years, Tesla has declared it owes zero taxes to the U.S. government despite generating $264 billion in revenue over that period. Nice guy, eh? - Ed. |
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"concept du jour section":
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Computational propaganda is the use of computational tools (algorithms and automation) to distribute misleading information using social media networks. The advances in digital technologies and social media resulted in enhancement in methods of propaganda.[1] It is characterized by automation, scalability, and anonymity.[2]
Autonomous agents (internet bots) can analyze big data collected from social media and Internet of things in order to ensure manipulating public opinion in a targeted way, and what is more, to mimic real people in the social media.[3] Coordination is an important component that bots help achieve, giving it an amplified reach.[4] Digital technology enhance well-established traditional methods of manipulation with public opinion: appeals to people's emotions and biases circumvent rational thinking and promote specific ideas.[5]
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Make America Stupid Again:
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this is an adv
press release FROM THE RFK jr H&HS dept
new advanced treatment for aging male adults soon to roll out
it's common knowledge that when we age, your hands & fingers do not function like they used to. so, US medical science & research have found a solution: the at home surgical procedure is named CMR10-18 (catchers mitt reconpubertis)
recently approved by the department of justice, after installed, your hand and fingers are rebuilt by a computer returning your strength and dexterity to the level back when you were 18 years old. this process takes a full 73.53 hours from the time the device is installed, but future treatment time will be shortened as multiple new versions already in house but released over a long time, enable Eli Lilly to make more money. the patient emerges with a fully functional teenager hand. the resultant hand does require some getting used to as it will look different than before. it will look just like a major league baseball catcher's mitt.
Eli Lilly says the last negative side effect which shows up in 84% of patients will be eliminated soon. 84% of patients after surgery claim they uncontrollably form an O shape with the hands and then shake the hand left to right lasting from 3 minutes to up to an hour in some patients
the therapeutic device in action on a high needs patient
there were some negative outcomes & downright harmful side effects in the early stages of testing. in 36.768% of the cases, the middle finger ended up locked in the upright position (see photo below) that problem has been resolved and future results are promise to improve over time. don't forget to check with your insurance company to see if this is covered by your policy.
BREAKING COUNTRY NEWS
at 3:00 am last night a large golf ball landed in the middle of our EH headquarters property!
an investigation has been ordered....stay tuned for further details on this
story unfolding by the nano-second............
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Ida from Kharhov (presently under attack in Ukraine...not Ida, but the city of Kharhov) god bless her rich heart, commissioned Ravel to write Bolero and she also made a mean chopped liver! (well, really, her servant did)
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| Born | Ida Lvovna Rubinstein
3 October 1883
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