EH S5 E19: Fear and Loathing special edition

 

donny's new do

Michele Obama is one talented woman



(we like the "Moe bowl cut" the most here at EH)





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🧑‍⚖️ A Virginia woman is suing Tesla for $10 million after crashing the Model Y she was test driving into a nail salon because it was allegedly set to “Insane Mode,” which allows it to accelerate from 0 to 60 mph in as little as 3.3 seconds. [Automotive News]

certainly, if you do something, make sure to go all the way. --- ed.

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Jim McGovern of Massachusetts Gets Down


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    on Air Force One, Chicken was the only

          meal choice on the food cart

from The Shovel


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from Hunter Thompson: "Buy the ticket, take the ride," the cynical "in a closed society... the only crime is getting caught," and the description of a "high-powered mutant... Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

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from Andy B:
Putin and Netanyahu Formalize 
Joint Ownership of Trump


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Modern Living Advice Column

How to cope when one is out and about among the population.
noting disappearing concepts & new behaviour from the American  

millennial generation

1. a stress-free, accurate & non-annoyed response to your question
2. customer service (see dead word dictionary)
3. eye contact
4. showing up for work on time
5. pride in workmanship
6. friendliness from a non-milennial results in suspicion and fear reaction*

*if from a male over 50, add weird, too. if female milennial, add creepy & pervert.

fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night.  --- Bette Davis

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