EH S5 E13: Both Day & Night Nurses special july 4th Deportation issue
Happy Belated July 4th to all our subscribers
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caught by our canine reporter over the July 4th holiday
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stumbled over while curiously looking up the meaning of the word -- ed.
sardonic
Among the very ancient people of Sardinia, who were called Sardi or Sardoni, it was customary to kill old people. While killing their old people, the Sardi laughed loudly. This is the origin of notorious sardonic laughter (Eugen Fehrle, 1930). In light of our findings things begin to look different. Laughter accompanies the passage from death to life; it creates life and accompanies birth. Consequently, laughter accompanying killing transforms death into a new birth, nullifies murder as such, and is an act of piety that transforms death into a new life.[7]
----hey, wait a minute! old people? repeat that and go f-yourself!
from now on all sardinians are very bad people.
who knew? Oy!--- ed.
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for the record, no problem with wiktionary:
Sardonicism is form of wit or humour with a degree of cynicism or disdainfulness. It is more biting and negative than sarcasm, yet not entirely malicious. A sardonic person might participate in funny yet scornful mocking, or express uncomfortable truth in a clever way. The style of expression can be both spoken and written, and is featured in a literary genre.[1][2][3]
from Andy B:
USA Through to Final Eight After FIFA Agrees To Overturn Loss To Belgium
The United States has been declared the winner of today’s World Cup match, after Donald Trump called FIFA to claim that the match had been ‘stolen’ by Belgium.
In a statement following the call, FIFA said that despite the 4-1 scoreline, Belgium had not in fact won and that the game had been ‘retrospectively recalibrated’.
“According to Article 288 of the FIFA Code, Belgium’s four goals appear to have been scored in a match that was not this match, but another very similar match that does not count,” the statement read.
“Furthermore, the match did not meet the evidentiary threshold required to constitute ‘having happened’ within the meaning of Article 12, Section 4, Subsection (iii) of the Competition Regulations.
“As a result, Belgium’s four goals will remain on the record, but have been reclassified as ‘exhibition goals’, for reasons that are obvious to anyone who understands how international football works”.
The White House said that Donald Trump had raised some very interesting points in the phone call. “Namely, that the World Cup is being played in America, that America is a winning country, and that it would be a shame if certain broadcasting arrangements were to be reconsidered.”
The White House said that the US will now proceed directly to the finals just to save everyone time, adding that America looked forward to “graciously overturning” any further inconvenient results as the tournament progressed.
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Political Profile: Ken Paxton of Texas
Published:
Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton (R) will be facing James Talarico (D) in the race for a U.S. Senate seat this November. Here’s everything you need to know about the Republican candidate.
Angle Of Smirk: 34 degrees
Signature Style: Rushing to put belt back on
Campaign Slogan: “Come Alone With Small, Unmarked Bills”
Position On Pedophilia: Moderate
Good Side: Neither
Political Goals: Not going to prison
Favorite Exercise: Shaking fist at unwed mothers
Most Embarrassing Moment: Forgetting who was bribing who in middle of exchange
What He’ll Do If He Loses: Sue the voters
jc: huzzah! -- ed
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from andy b:
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